Entries Tagged as 'neighbors'

The Office Season 4 Premiere Review (Weight Loss)

Quick-hitters:

- I’ve got a picture of Dwight Schrute in ASCII taped up to the wall above my computer monitor, and as you might expect, my sister got totally creeped out by it.

LOL.

- It is 11:30PM right now, and my new neighbors’ stupid little mutt is barking like mad, which, in turn, is causing other neighbor dogs to bark along.

Grrrrrr…

- Shot-Online update: Level 47, and the Semi-Pro test is tomorrow.

Hopefully, I do not choke.

*gag*

- As promised, a full review of last’s night premiere of The Office.

Damn funny episode last night, and I love how many potential story lines the writers have set up for the rest of the season. We have, in no particular order: a Michael-Holly-Jan triumvirate, Jim’s odd proposal to Pam, Andy being completely oblivious to the shenanigans of Dwight and Angela, and Ryan’s quest for revenge on Jim.

(Speaking of Ryan…wasn’t he in trouble for fraud? Damn high-priced corporate attorneys!)

You gotta hand it to the writers of the show for using an entire episode to recap the events of the summer. I loved how readily they resolved the fates of both Ryan The Temp, Part Deux, and Toby. Is Toby still an integral character, or perhaps have we seen the last of him? And will Ryan attempt to climb back up the corporate ladder? And what company re-hires an ex-con, even if he is re-hired through a temp agency??? Damn…Michael Scott sure has a lot of pull in that organization!

If there’s one thing unsettling about the premiere, though, it is the fact that Pam’s still in New York. Do I smell a December cliff-hanger where Jim, once again, has to choose between Scranton and New York? (EDIT:  Duh…once again, I forgot that Pam started her three-month stint in NY at the beginning of summer!) I sincerely hope not! And no, leaving Pam with that decision is no better! And oh by the way, who got Ryan’s old job? I can think of a suitable candidate at the Scranton branch…

(Great…is this how Jim is going to end up with the choice between Scranton and New York?)

And has anyone figured out what the importance of that rest stop is?

What should we make of the Michael-Holly-Jan situation? Michael and Holly are TOO similar; they seem to be more like long-lost siblings than a couple! I was also hoping that we would get more than a quick cameo from Jan; we all know that she’s still going to have an integral role in the show. Also, yes, Holly is starting to grow on me, even if she is the female Michael Scott.

(Completely off-topic, but every time I glance up at the ASCII pic of Dwight, I think to myself, “Is his eyes following me around?”)

Oh please, please, please, let Andy do something ridiculous like having the wedding at the office itself! The jokes will literally write themselves! Michael in charge of the whole thing, and Dwight as Andy’s Best Man! Is there anyone that knows anyone on The Office to whom I can pitch this idea?

And Andy is gonna figure out, sooner or later, where Angela and Dwight go every now and then, right?

(Another random thought: someone found my site with a search of “pokerstars on jim’s computer in the office.” LOL.)

Finally, in typical Office fashion, even the bit characters had more-than-brief appearances throughout the premiere: Stanley and Kelly’s attempts to lose weight, Phyllis being forced to walk five miles by Dwight, Oscar hooking up Holly with a date, and (thank goodness!) the end of the “mentally challenged” Kevin storyline.

Until next time!

Stupid Neighbors and Their Stupid Dogs, I <3 My CVS (Even When The Cashiers Yell At Me), and Week Three Fantasy Football Thoughts

Quick hitters:

- The Los Angeles Dodgers’ magic number: ONE.

Start engraving that MVP trophy with Manny’s name on it! Sure, the Dodgers are only 28-21 since his acquisition, but do you think the Dodgers win more than 2-3 of those games without him?

And how great was it to see Rafael Furcal and—to a much lesser extent!—Jeff Kent back on the field?

(Somewhat off topic, but why do newspeople insist on raising one finger any time they say the number “one” with emphasis? I’m looking at you, FSN’s Patrick O’Neal!)

- Subject and From: field of an email I received a few days ago:

Walmart.com bought a Walmart.com Gift Card for you!‏

From: Walmart.com bought a Walmart.com Gift Card for you!‏

Spam, right? If I offered you 1:10 odds that this was spam, you’d bet the house on it, right?

Amazingly enough, it was NOT spam! You see, a couple weeks ago, Walmart.com had offered several workout machines for ridiculously low prices. Sure enough, they turned out to be pricing errors, as stated in the “kill mail” email from Walmart that immediately found its way into my trash can.

Good thing Hotmail hadn’t yet emptied my trash when the email containing the GC hit my inbox.

- Current rebate-o-meter: $1,039, but I haven’t yet updated it with over $500 in recent purchases.

- So you might recall that my really cool neighbors recently moved out of their condo. I’ve met two of the three new tenants in that condo; the lone female seems like a nice person, and one of the guys seems to be a grade-A jerk. There’s a third guy there, but I have yet to meet him.

Unfortunately, I have become quite acquainted with the fourth member of that condo: a super-annoying, barks-every-waking-minute dog! Of course, every time the stupid rat dog starts barking, the other dogs near us start barking away as well.

One of the dogs—a serial offender, and one I’ve probably written about before—is now so bad, there have been times where s/he has barked at 3-4AM!!!

Stupid dogs…and their stupid owners.

- Needing to use up some expiring ECBs yesterday, we swung by the Encino CVS. I was hoping to score some more FAECB body wash, deodorant, and some really cheap Propel water. I also needed eye drops, and after picking up all the items above, I went to the checkout counter, where I met my favorite cashier.

After all my coupons and ECBs, my total due was $3.00. As I reached into my wallet to pull out a $20, the cashier started giving me the death stare.

(Oh sh*t…what did I do???)

In her thick accent, she started scolding me! “Three dollars? Usually you hand me a few cents!”

I responded with “It was the darn [Propel] water…too good of a deal!”

She responded “Come on, I know you’ve got a two-dollar-something ECB in that envelope of yours.” Then she almost tossed my change back at me.

As I grabbed my bags, I told her “Does this mean I’m banned from the store now?”

She responded with “You better come back next time and spend a few cents. You’re letting me down!”

I love my CVS.

Better yet, apparently my sister forgot a bag of items, and we didn’t realize this until we got home. Upon realizing this, I instructed her to call the CVS and, to prove that it was her bag of items, I told her to identify what was in it.

She called, and while speaking to a cashier at the front, she could hear another cashier screaming “It’s all my fault! I’m so sorry!!!”

We went back, and as soon as we stepped in, the cashier screamed, “I’m SO SORRY!!! I can’t believe I did that!”

I love my CVS.

- I’m now 1-2 in both of my Fantasy leagues, no thanks in part to the injuries to Donovan McNabb and Brian Westbrook.

In my “crap” (read:  Carson f**king Palmer) league, I’m 1-2, thanks to Maurice Jones-Drew.  I now face the only winless team in the league, and unfortunately, he’s not 0-3 because he drafted Tom Brady.  Worse for me is the fact that Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark, and Roy Williams are all off next week.

1-3 here I come!

In my other league (read:  Donovan McNabb and Brian Westbrook), I got drubbed 97-56, so it’s not like those two would have helped much.  I’m now up against a 3-0 team next week.

Fantastic!

Until next time!