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Ed Hochuli, The Colts, Brett Favre’s “Choke” (Not Really), And Other Week Two Football Thoughts

On with it!

- How unfortunate that the great Chargers-Broncos game had to be marred by a terrible call by veteran official/guns of steel owner Ed Hochuli?  We should be talking about Broncos’ coach Mike Shanahan’s decision to go for the win (awesome, for the record, and I’m sure ESPN’S TMQ is going to make mention of Shanahan’s non-chicken decision!).  We should be talking about Darren Sproles and Brandon Marshall and rookie Eddie Royal’s TD and 2pt conversion hauls.

Instead, we’re talking about Ed Hochuli’s blown call, and so will I.

!) Let’s get this one out of the way now:  Hochuli got it wrong.  There’s no way that Cutler’s fumble wasn’t a fumble.  Sure, Hochuli had a bad angle on the play; he was standing behind Cutler, and might have been his angle blocked by Cutler’s left shoulder).  If that were true, though, then why bother blowing the whistle?  Let the play go, and then allow the replay official to demand a review of the play.

2) That being said, why can’t the play be completely reviewed?  Who is going to argue that the Chargers could not have recovered the fumble (and, of course, they actually did!)?  We saw indisputable evidence that the Chargers recovered the fumble, so why can’t the play be completely reversed?

I hope the NFL looks to reverse the “inadvertent whistle” rule, especially in the face of overwhelming evidence like we had here.

3) Charger fans, please stop with the “That call screwed us out of the game!” whining!  Had you guys not gone down 21-3 early in the game, you might not have been in the position to lose on a bad call by a referee.  How about stopping Brandon Marshall?  How about stopping Tony Scheffler?  I know!  How about stopping Eddie Royal ONCE?

What a strange season so far.  San Diego, Jacksonville, and Minnesota are 0-2; Arizona (???), Carolina (!!!), and Buffalo are 2-0; and the Colts should be 0-2.

- Speaking of the Colts, how are they NOT 0-2?  Adrian Peterson ran all over them in Sunday’s game, and yet all Minnesota could manage was five field goals?  You had a chance to bury the Colts early, and all you could muster was five field goals?

Even still, it took a furious rally—a huge reception/lateral, three tries at a TD dive, a fourth quarter TD, a 2pt conversion dive, a GREAT special teams play, and a game-winner by Adam Vinatieri—to pull this one out.

(Tangent:  Why is it that I’ve seen the replay of the Anthony Gonzalez flip to Reggie Wayne twenty times, but I’ve only seen the replay of the fourth-quarter, downed-at-the-one punt by the Colts’ special teams once?  If that punt goes into the end zone, who knows what might have happened?

Then again, who is surprised that a non-SportsCenter-worthy play was, arguably, the key to the game?)

And has anyone seen the Colts’ running game?  Yikes.

- So I guess the great Brett Favre isn’t enough to beat a Tom Brady-less Pats team, and I guess the Pats might be OK after all.  That pick Favre threw looked like vintage Brett Favre, if by “vintage,” I mean 2004-2006 and 2007 NFC Championship Favre.  And Matt Cassel is fitting the role of Trent Dilfer just fine, isn’t he?

Speaking of Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers doesn’t look half-bad, does he?  Granted, his second game came against the Detroit Lions, but still?  Dare I say that Rodgers looks almost better than Favre did last year?  I can’t wait for next Sunday night’s game:  Cowboys at Packers.  Whoa.

Other random thoughts:

- I guess Philly really is that good, even though they lost to the Cowboys tonight.

Speaking of Philly v Dallas…who opened the floodgates to all this scoring?  Philly and Dallas combined for 78 points.  San Diego and Denver combined for 77 points.  Green Bay scored 24 points in five minutes.  Freaking San Francisco and Seattle combined for 63 points!  Was this the NFL in 2008 or Tecmo Super Bowl?

I wonder what the over/under lines are going to look like for next week’s games, especially Dallas at Green Bay?  Sixty points?  Eighty?

- On the other end of that spectrum, I was actually kinda surprised that Pittsburgh and Cleveland managed 16 total points.  I was thinking it was going to be a weird, 9-8 game or something like that :P.

- I guess Kurt Warner’s not done.  Same with Jake Delhomme.  Vince Young might very well be, though.  Carson Palmer looks lost.  Marc Bulger might want to think about early retirement.

- Speaking of the Rams…they look absolutely awful, and as much as I would love to see a team finish 0-16, I can see the Rams backing into a victory against either San Francisco or an injury-ravaged Seattle team.  Kansas City might be able to do it, but they have games against Atlanta and Miami, so I don’t like their chances.  Cincinnati’s offense is too talented to go winless, as is Cleveland’s offense (besides, they play each other twice), and the same can be said for Jacksonville and San Diego.

I guess no one’s going winless this year.

Fantasy football thoughts to come next time.

Rebates, Shot Online Update: Semi-Pro Status And the Auction House, And (A Terrible) Steak and Potatoes (Well, the Salad)

I’m going to try and post two blog entries tonight.

On with it!

- Believe it or not, I am actually going to get my outstanding rebates in the mailbox two days before the 30 day postmark deadline!  The rebate processors won’t know what hit them!

So…anyone wanna bet on the over/under on how many of the ten rebates I just mailed out will be rejected?

Over 2.5  -110

Under 2.5  -110

Current rebate-o-meter:  $1,110.  Got a few hundred over the past few days, and added a few hundred.

- Shot-Online update:  I’m at level 40, and halfway to level 41.  Mageias really help, even at a hefty cost of ten million NG for 250 charges.

(How can I afford such extravagances?  More on that later…)

As far as my Semi-Pro quest is concerned, I just found out what the requirements really are to achieve Semi-Pro status.  Copied and pasted from the Shot-Online site:

Cut Off Standard
- The top 50% of the X number of players who score 68 or under (stroke play)
(The qualifiers must score under 68 in order to be in the selection process. We then qualify the top 50% of the players who scored 68 or under. For instance, if 100 players got 68 or under, we’d pass 50. If there was a tie for the 50th spot, the player with the lower handicap will get the spot. Getting under 68 does not guarantee a pass.)

Damn.  I knew that one needed a handicap of -4 on Gladsheim in order to take the test, but I was always under the impression that all I needed was a -4 during the test itself to pass.  I gotta shoot better than -4 AND finish in the top 50% of all qualifiers?  Considering that I can’t even shoot -4 now—and I’m playing from the amateur tees!—I don’t see myself passing this test any time soon.

That little tidbit about how one’s handicap is the tiebreaker is a bit comforting, though.  I guess I better lower my HC as well.

By the way, I mentioned in the past that I spend way too much time at the Auction House.  I’m beginning to think that that’s an understatement; I’m probably spending more than half of my Shot-Online time at the AH!

Why, you ask?  Well, it probably has something to do with being able to flip stuff purchased really cheap at a huge profit!  You might recall that I was flipping items like Zodiac Leos a while back…

Case in point:  Zodiac Leo 100s (Pwr +6) generally sell for anywhere from 500,000 to nearly 1,000,000 NG.  In the past few days, I’ve been able to score several Zodiac Leos for less than 600,000, and I’ve been able to flip most of them for a “Buy now” price of 850,000.  After the auction fees, that’s an easy 200,000 NG profit!

Well, since then, I’ve been able to flip million dollar items for pretty nice profits.  Here’s just a sampling of my for-profit sales:

  • Werdandis purchased for ~ 2 million NG being sold for anywhere between 2.5-4.5 million NG.
  • Sagittarius 500s for ~ 1 million NG in profit each
  • Capricornus (yes, that’s how the game spells it) 500s for ~ 2 million NG in profit

Last night alone, I flipped a few seven-figure items for a grand total of about 6 million NG in profit.  I used the money to buy yet another 11 million NG Mageia :P.

Yes, I’m a total Shot-Online dork.  In fact, I’m such a dork, that I actually take notes on the sale prices of certain items, in order to figure out what a good deal really is.

(If only I did that back in my high school, trading-card-dealing days.)

I am having WAY too much fun with this game.

- Those of you that love your food might want to turn away from this story…

On Friday night, I decided to fry up some ribeyes and prepare a potato salad.  Unfortunately, I was a bit short on mayo, and the salad wasn’t thoroughly coated.  On top of that, I completely forgot to add chopped eggs to the salad!

(Oh well…it was still damn tasty :P).

Now, if a bad potato salad is a sin, what would you call an extra-fatty, extra-gristly, extra-chewy piece of ribeye steak?  I’m still crying over the horrible piece of steak I had; there was a huge chunk of fat right in the middle of the cut, as well as several chunks of fat in other locations in the steak!  After trimming away all the fat (never mind the gristle that lined one edge of the steak), the 12oz piece of ribeye I had was cut down to maybe four ounces.

I had to compensate by eating even more under-coated potato salad :P.

My Week Two (Fantasy) Football recap is coming…